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Captain USA vs The Dastardly DuoCAST: Dimitri Darkthorn, Austin Cooper, Ricky Vegas DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton RELEASE DATE: 8 30 2020 Our masked American hero, Captain USA is on the look out for the Dark Lord and his evil servant, the small but mighty Bad Cock. And he finds them! The villains gleefully challenge him to a duel and Dark Lord sends his horse hung henchman to destroy our Hero! Bad Cock attacks immediately, tossing the Hero over his shoulders, but Captain retaliates by
CAST: Dimitri Darkthorn, Austin Cooper, Ricky Vegas
DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton
RELEASE DATE: 8/30/2020
Our masked American hero, Captain USA is on the look out for the Dark Lord and his evil servant, the small but mighty Bad Cock. And he finds them! The villains gleefully challenge him to a duel and Dark Lord sends his horse hung henchman to destroy our Hero!Bad Cock attacks immediately, tossing the Hero over his shoulders, but Captain retaliates by throwing the mighty minion across the field.
USA then attempts to attack the Dark Lord, but Bad Cock returns and unleashes a flurry of heavy low blows to the big bulge of our hero, following it up with vicious chops to his chest, and some extra painful nipple torture!
Dark Lord then tries to take the lead in the torture, threatening to unmask Captain USA and reveal his identity to the world! Again, the hero gets loose and the Dark Lord shows his cowardice as he for begs for mercy and pleads for Bad Cock to come to his rescue!
Badcock rushes back into the frey, and locks onto the hero like a pint sized vice! They stretch Cap to his limits, leaving him open for more vicious kicks and punches to his beautiful gut!
Cap does his best to retaliate! He grabs the duo in double bear hug, squeezing the life out of them in his massive arms, and follows it up by tossing Bad Cock aside and locking the Dark Lord in a fantastic figure four lock! As the Dark Lords screams in pain, Bad Cock sneaks up and delivers a dastardly choke hold to Cap, while Dark Lord repays him with a thunderous low blow to the heroes giant bulge!
Again, our brave hero tries to fight back, this time trapping both of them in double choke, but this too proves futile, and the cheating villains continue their devilish destruction of the beautiful Captain! They utterly humiliate him, stripping him out of his super suit and leaving his beautiful body vulnerable to even more torture! With Dark Lord mocking Cap relentlessly, Badcock uses his awesome American abs as a punching bag, bringing Captain USA to his knees! Badcock then destroys his heroic package, making Captain USA his total bitch! Dark Lord takes it further with some devastating knee drops to Cap’s manhood, making sure our handsome hero will be suffering red, white and blue-balls!
The Dastardly duo pin him down, rip away his mask and reveal to the world that Captain USA Is the All American Stud - Austin Cooper!
All alone, stripped of his power, beaten to a pulp, our hero writhes in agony, his beautiful body bound only in a baby blue bikini, his eyes wide and full of fear! This only makes the Villains attack him even harder! Poor Hero! What more devilish delights do the Dastardly Duo have in store for Captain USA’s defeat? We can’t wait to find out and neither will you!
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★★★★★ 5
Perfect grouping of toys for puppies
I have four eight week old Frenchie puppies and they definitely need some toys to play with and chew on. These are absolutely perfect. They're the right size for their little mouths and they have squeaks and little crinkles and all kinds of noises to keep them interested in the toys for quite a nice period of time. The price is excellent. And the size is perfect for them. It's a great value and if you're looking for something to occupy a puppy you can't go wrong with this
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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Skye's Absolute Favorite Ball! 🐾
Size: 1 Pack, Style: Ball
Hello, I am Skye! I am an Australian Mountain Doodle puppy, and my humans finally found a ball that can keep up with me! The Benebone Natural Rubber Dog Ball is officially my prized possession.
Why I give it five paws:
The Perfect Chew: It is made of natural rubber, which means it has this amazing, springy texture that feels so good on my teeth. It's super tough, but it still has a satisfying squish when I chomp down on it.
Funky Bounces: Because of the rubber and the design, it doesn't just roll in a boring straight line. When it hits the floor, it bounces all over the place in crazy directions, which makes chasing it so exciting.
Easy to Carry: The texture makes it really easy for me to grab with my paws and hold onto in my mouth, even when it gets a little slobbery during a long game of fetch.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So far this is the perfect alternative to other wobble toy feeders. Please make a bigger size!
Size: 1 Pack, Style: Pawbler
Why did you pick this product vs others?:
I bought the Pawbler because the two most popular wobble treat feeders on the market are plastic, and one of my dogs just absolutely destroys those in no time because he bites them and throws them rather then nudging them and then he has plastic cutting him so I am forced to throw away a costly treat toy/dispenser. I thought maybe a rubber one would work out better. So far my dogs love it, it works well spitting out their kibble, seems to be holding up and is easy to clean and feels like a good weight, not a super flimsy toy.
I would love to see it made in a slightly larger size, I think this current size is good for medium dogs. It holds just under a cup of small round kibble but I would like to see one that can hold more and is slightly larger in size.
I have 4 german shorthaired pointers, my test subject for this toy is mostly my 70 pounder who bites the toys instead of nudging them and throws them across the room, so it is taking a beating. I think for him a larger size would be helpful in deterring that behavior but I also think this may be too small for larger breeds.
Durability:
So far this toy looks just like when I bought it. It has no punctures or scratches and unscrews without problem. We have only had it a week or so but we use puzzle/toy feeders to feed our dogs lunch every day so it is pretty easy to tell which toys won't last long. Obviously, I can't speak to long-term durability at the moment, but I can say that most toys similar to this end up already scratched or punctured in a few days, so this is already sturdier when compared to what I have tried before.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Well made and durable, not a toy the pups seek out
Size: 1 Pack, Style: Tug
Well made. Thought our staffies would love since they live tugging with each other. Sadly not something they seek out. We love ALL the benebone chews though!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable fun enrichment toy
Size: 1 Pack, Style: Pawbler
I had been wanting to buy one of these kinds of toys for some time but thought that the other brands I had seen were too pricey so this was a great compromise for the price. My 5 yr old Portuguese water dog loves it. He spent 25 min playing with it the first day. The trick is to find a treat that is just big enough where it doesn’t fall out right away so it makes it challenging and fun for them. He has been chewing on it a lot for a week and it has not broken or shown signs of damage. One thing to note is that there is a small hole on the bottom of the toy so you cannot freeze liquids in it without covering the hole in some way so that would be my only complaint. Besides that it’s a great toy that keeps him busy and happy.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2025
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